1

“Moving dirt around my pool today and the wheelbarrow handle decides to snap...”

2

“My wedding cake was supposed to be perfect, but...”

3

“This is pretty ugly.”

4

“Let’s just say my morning isn’t off to a good start.”

5

“My apple broke the apple cutter and now I have a weapon.”

6

“It’s not about what to wear but how to get to it.”

7

“We all know public commuting isn’t a good time.”

8

“I can’t wait to eat those gummy bears in my car!”

9

“My sink is having a bad day.”

10

“My lego shelf broke and woke me up.”

11

“If only my shower door had broken a week ago, I would have dressed up as Walter White.”

12

“It was a little humid this morning.”

13

“My 13-year-old daughter left me a death threat on Saturday morning.”

14

This extra-value-sized soap bottle doesn’t let you reach the extra value!

15

“Dropped my phone in my breakfast.”

16

“Asked a friend to grate some cheese. After a few minutes, he asked what he was doing wrong and it seems that he was trying to force the cheese through the potato masher.”

17

“My ’One a Day’ vitamins”

18

“Our local police department made a massive coke bust this morning...”

19

“Here’s a picture of Monday.”

20

“My Morning Glory does not like that wind chime...”

21

When the morning crew rushes out without telling the night crew that there’s 10 lb of bacon in the second oven

22

“Woke up tired...”

23

“I’m 6’4” staying with a family that’s all under 5’8″."

24

“Today, I had disappointment for breakfast.”

25

“I lost my shirt for a solid 5 minutes this morning.”

26

“So guess which one I put into my coffee this morning!”

27

Someone didn’t get enough sleep...

28

“After 3 years, I still can’t make grilled cheese.”

29

“A metal shifter and the power of 100°”